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Mar 17, 2004 17:43:08 GMT -5
Post by swordmaster2000 on Mar 17, 2004 17:43:08 GMT -5
Kills everyone for making my topic all messed up ,and binds all healers for an etrenity.
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Shoen
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Mar 18, 2004 0:03:31 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 18, 2004 0:03:31 GMT -5
My Pocket 20/20 Ellis then uses her awesome magic powers to burn the ropes and goes and revives me. I decided to get back on topic...
Bill decided that day to go and meet his mailman...
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Mar 18, 2004 1:25:18 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 18, 2004 1:25:18 GMT -5
Thats when he found out that he recieved a letter that says "You have won a million dollar!"...But at the same time... his mailman has disappeared...
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Shoen
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Mar 18, 2004 1:34:07 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 18, 2004 1:34:07 GMT -5
On the letter it said, "Go and find your mailman to get the million dollars." Bill decided to prepare for the trip...
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Mar 18, 2004 1:46:52 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 18, 2004 1:46:52 GMT -5
He decided to go pack his clean underwears... But when he got inside of his house... all his underwear turned pink! And all his socks are stolen! But out of the corner of his eye... he saw a black trail of footsteps...hmm... the mystery just lurks deeper...
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Shoen
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Mar 18, 2004 1:50:23 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 18, 2004 1:50:23 GMT -5
Following the trail, Bill went into his kitchen. There he found... the Mailman's apprentice eating a sandwich! "Where is my Mailman?" "On vacation in Honolulu."
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Mar 18, 2004 1:55:55 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 18, 2004 1:55:55 GMT -5
"Wheres Honolulu?" Bill asked "I dunno..."The guy continue on eating his sandwich and picking his dirty toe...
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Shoen
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Mar 18, 2004 2:02:06 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 18, 2004 2:02:06 GMT -5
That's when Bill realized he learned where Honolulu is in school. "Hawaii!" "Hie?" "No you idiot, Hawaii." "Never heard of it."
After making the apprentice feel stupid, Bill went to the airport...
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Mar 18, 2004 2:19:04 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 18, 2004 2:19:04 GMT -5
Bill walked out of his house and called a cab from his cellphone. He waited for 10 mins in front of his house, then the cab arrived. " Take me to the airport!" Bill said. He sat in the car and waited for the cab to start moving, but the cab remained motionless. "Take me to the airport!" Bill said again "..." The air remained silent "Airport, NOW!" Bill shouted "Money..." a foreign voice answered "Airport, first." Bill replied. And saw a hindo driver. "Money... first." the foreign voice rised again "Fine! There! take it! Now, airport!" Bill said in a frustrated voice. "Now, yer speakin' in my langauge.." the hindo voice said. Then the cab finally started to move...
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Mar 18, 2004 12:41:07 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 18, 2004 12:41:07 GMT -5
That was when the Mailman's apprentice flew by in his hot car. As it zoomed past them, Bill said, "Screw this, that car is faster!" "No way, I show you." "Bad English Speaker..." The cab then started to drive over the speed limit...
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Mar 18, 2004 16:43:52 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 18, 2004 16:43:52 GMT -5
The road turned into a complete chaos as the foreign driver going over the speed limit. Bill grabbed on to the site belt and closed his eye. Bill has always been afriad of speed when he was little, he dared not to look outside of the window. The cab finally slowed down. When Bill opened his eyes, he was in a completely open field which he did not reconize. The Hindo looked at him with a evil smirk on his face. " Where are you taking me! ?" "Shiup and gime yer money!" The Hindo took out a gun a pointed at him " Ok! Take them! just dont hurt me!" "Gime yer cloth too! All of it!" "But, but, but..." "SHiup! And do it! Or i kill you!" Bill then go kicked out of the car into the open field completely nude. He watched the cab driving away slowly into the horizon. The cab became smaller and smaller and so did the sun. The night begin to grow. He knew he must survive the night in this field of nothing...
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Mar 18, 2004 18:06:04 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 18, 2004 18:06:04 GMT -5
....so in pure desperation he cried and cried. But then the Mailman's apprentice came by in his hot car and gave Bill new clothes. Bill got in the car and they drove to the airport where...
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Mar 19, 2004 4:24:33 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 19, 2004 4:24:33 GMT -5
Bill discovered that the mailman apprentice is his real mailman in disguse! What the? !
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Mar 19, 2004 12:57:23 GMT -5
Post by Shoen on Mar 19, 2004 12:57:23 GMT -5
"Ah ha! You have descovered my disgise and eevil Freanch accent?" "Yeah, I sort of notice when most of the words you said were misspelled..." "Well, I don't have thee mona! I'm not yor old mailman!"
Bill, realizing his mistake, got out of the hot car and got an airplane ticket...
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Mar 19, 2004 14:20:38 GMT -5
Post by Guest on Mar 19, 2004 14:20:38 GMT -5
Bill walked into the airport and realized everyone is bold! Then he remember what his geandma always told him, " nine out of ten bold man speak of lies"...
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