Jet Enduro
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Look it's Chibi Jet Enduro! *hugs*
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Post by Jet Enduro on Apr 8, 2004 16:09:43 GMT -5
Er, have you played Dead or Alive? It's hard not to notice. XP Yeah I've played DOA 2, and Extreme Beach VolleyBall =P. I was just trying make sure Seti, and me were on the same level of perversion...^_^
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Adilink
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Hero of Time
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Post by Adilink on Apr 8, 2004 16:15:32 GMT -5
My friend who's a huge movie buff says John Woo is one of his favorite directors. Who knows? It might be decent, or *gasp* even good!
When the American Pie Guy had the rights to the movie, my friend and I basically made a summary of how they'd screw it all up.
"The Metdroid is a cyborg that combines the best nanotechnology, nuclear weapons, machinery, all with a human brain. The Metdroids are a line of robots that were once used by the Space Federation for elite strikes. However, a virus was planted into the AI and all the Metdroids went ballistic and now tour the galaxy, destroying everything they see.
There are four types of Metdroids. The basic unit is known as that; Metdroid. A better equipped and armored version exists as well, known as the Super Metdroid. Another type contains a prototype Adaptive engine which combines its technology with any surrounding and fuses it into its body. This is the Metdroid Fusion.
The final type is one of a kind, and has all the qualities of the above Metdroids and much much more. Codenamed "Metdroid Prime" the movie revolves around the scientist that built it, Ridley Aran. He sets off to the Metdroid Planet, Zebes, to destroy the Mother Brain, the main computer that runs all the Metdroids except Prime, which has it's own brain, called Phazon, on the planet Tallon IV."
How well did I butcher the story? XD
BTW, why the hell would you make a movie on a fighting game, of all things? Mortal Kombat sucked, I couldn't stand watching more than five minutes of Street Fighter, and I think DOA will suck (maybe literally) too.
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Post by ReaperRaptos on Apr 8, 2004 18:26:08 GMT -5
DOA Movie? Oh boy...
Put it this way: If it has an 'R' Rating, expect hype and anticipation for the movie to increase hundred-fold...for...ahem...obvious reasons
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Post by superbus on Apr 8, 2004 23:29:14 GMT -5
Dead or Alive... Extreme Beach Volleyball.... bah. They're all nothing compared to... PEEK A BOO POKER!!!
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Iris
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That's PRINCESS Iris to you, bitch. <3
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Post by Iris on Apr 8, 2004 23:30:25 GMT -5
This would be my cue to post screencaps of Custer's Revenge, if I actually had any.
Yeah, those characters may have looked like blocky Lego people, but WHOA THERE!
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Post by superbus on Apr 8, 2004 23:42:55 GMT -5
You mean this? OMGTHATMAKESMESOHAWT!!!
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Shoen
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Post by Shoen on Apr 8, 2004 23:54:37 GMT -5
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Metroid movie, eh? As long as they don't have the plot Adilink posted and keep to the games, I'm cool with it.
*Gets ready for 0% character developement*
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Post by TerranigmaFreak (admin) on Apr 9, 2004 9:56:08 GMT -5
Well apparently, you guys missed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles part of my original post. If you're all still wondering what I'm talking, let me spill out the beans. Back in 2002 or was it 2003, John Woo got the rights to make the 4th TMNT movie, it never happened. What makes you think a Metroid won't get canned like TMNT? My parents are still busy paying for my therapy bills from that incident.
On a side note I find Mortal Kombat the movie(the first one) was very enjoyable. It was probably the best considering all the garabage we had to endure. The Street Fighter 2 Anime was just a work of art of course. too bad Street Fighter Alpha wasn't as good.
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Post by superbus on Apr 9, 2004 9:59:19 GMT -5
The first Mortal Kombat movie was very good, but the stink of the next one won't leave my mouth. And I personally enjoyed the first TMNT movie, but they got dumb the moment I saw Vanilla Ice come across my screen.
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Post by TerranigmaFreak (admin) on Apr 9, 2004 10:18:03 GMT -5
Luckily for me, I have no clue as to what the hell's Vanilla Ice(I assumed it was some weird ice cream that appeared in the movie) back when I saw the second movie. To be honest, to this day I'm still not too sure about what the heck's a Vanilla Ice.
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Post by superbus on Apr 9, 2004 10:34:13 GMT -5
That's Vanilla Ice, circa 1991 (Ice Ice Baby era). The Original Wigger. If you've never heard his biggest hit, take the beat from Queen's "Under Pressure", and imagine a white guy rapping to it. There you go.
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Fredthe3rd
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Post by Fredthe3rd on Apr 10, 2004 20:27:30 GMT -5
That's Vanilla Ice, circa 1991 (Ice Ice Baby era). The Original Wigger. If you've never heard his biggest hit, take the beat from Queen's "Under Pressure", and imagine a white guy rapping to it. There you go. I have a teacher who loves Ice Ice Baby. It's number 1 on her list as a matter of fact. I want a Beach Spikers movie Or a BMXXX movie
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Post by superbus on Apr 10, 2004 21:35:17 GMT -5
I want a Beach Spikers movie Or a BMXXX movie Why not just watch HBO or Cinemax after midnight? At least you'll get better plots there.
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Fredthe3rd
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Post by Fredthe3rd on Apr 10, 2004 22:21:12 GMT -5
Why not just watch HBO or Cinemax after midnight? At least you'll get better plots there. Big boobys on da big screen
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Post by superbus on Apr 10, 2004 22:35:55 GMT -5
*sigh*
Kids...
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