Explanations on some weird occurences in FE games.

[VincentASM]

Damn this thread looks dead. Since Leknaat doesn't look like she'll be here for a while, let ME explain some strange FE occurences.

Disclaimer: these explanations may not be true and no funniness is guaranteed.

Have you ever wondered why Guinevere is over 5 years older than Roy and looks so damn young?

Simple when Zephiel got all old and ugly he was jealous of his younger sister. Though he loved her in the past. his lost beauty made him forget all that and he locked his sister in a mansion far away at the borders of Bern (AKA the castle where Roy rescues Guinevere in FE6). Zephiel ordered his men to send his sister horrible junk food so she would grow all fat and ugly. However Guinevere's bodyguard Miredy felt sorry for her and sneakly smuggled fresh fruit to Guinevere at night.

And so as the years went by Guinevere had stayed beautiful with all the goodness of the fruits from Miredy but with the lack of meat available she didn't grow much AND that's why she looks young!

And have you ever wondered why the FE6 pegasus sisters looks SO much like the FE7 pegasus? DUH! Hector slept with all 3 Pegasus sisters, first he seduced Florina and in time he had Yuuno. Fiora didn't want to betray Eliwood but we know in another story that Hector soon got the upper hand. The two had Tate. Hector and Farina never got on so well together. Eventually in time Hector and Farina had Thany together.

There! 2 Weird FE occurences explained in ONE post! Generous aint I?

*runs the HELL away before everybody slaps and stabs me

[Shoen]

*Stabs VincentASM just because he brought it up*

I actaully think these are hillarious.

Maybe I should post my "Why Ellis Loves Me" explanation.

EDIT: Hahaha! I found it:

This is why Ellis loves me, Shoen. It is filled with torturement of men. First Garnef, and now Maric. That's right, Ellis hates his guts. He uses his Excalibur to torture her infinitely. But you say, it only has so many uses? Well, this is where the plot thickens. Maric has actaully imployed Julian to manipulate Rena into using her staff to repair the Exaclibur! And it is even worse. Hardin became aware of this, and with Maric's help with a tortured Ellis, had Nina marry him, and he tortured her as well. THAT's why Elren was about to kill him! And it is a shame that Marth didn't know. And you know what? Riff, a healer, didn't care! That's why he isn't in FE3, not because Intelligent Systems was lazy! And you know what? I don't torture Ellis, so therefore she loves me!

That's her story!#nosmileys

[VincentASM]

^Sure thing, I'm just seeing if I can keep this thread alive until Leknaat comes back.... okay any new explanations?

Has anyone ever wondered why Lana has orange hair and Lester, her brother, has blue hair?

Well we all know Sigurd and Adean were childhood friends. Well after Sigurd rescued Lady Adean from the bandits of Verdane obviously Adean would repay Sigurd in some way.....

When Adean realises she has been dumped for the more beautiful Diadora, she becomes distraught. The young Azel takes it upon himself to comfort Adean. After Sigurd's child is born, Lester, Azel decides Lester will be raised as his own son. Adean is happy for Azel's comfort and friendship that she slowly begins to fall in love with him. By the end of the Holy War Adean and Azel had already been together for many years and Lana is born. The blonde hair of Adean and the flame red hair of Azel had blended into this young child's genes to make an ugly orange cloud! So Lana's terrible fate is all thanks to Azel!

*runs away before gets stabbed more

[Iris]

Lester looks more like Lex than like Sigurd. It's the combed back hair...

[VincentASM]

^Oh yeah Lex, how could I forget him? Ah, this invokes another stupid explanation from me! *goes to drawing board immediately

[BigBeuBeu]

Hum for the Pegasus sisters thing, sorry to tell but Yunno is supposed to be already born in FE7....

[Shoen]

BigBeuBeu said:

Hum for the Pegasus sisters thing, sorry to tell but Yunno is supposed to be already born in FE7.... :P

They lied about meeting each other for the first time.