InsaneZero VS Everybody on FESS

[firerymist07]

*is lying on a grassy hill far above the battle* *Yawn* this is boring =_=... do they really have to be serious? *sighs*
A strange girl wrapped up in a huge black cloak swoops down upon the "battle" far below. Steel flashes in the sunlight as she hones in on the single target. With deadly accuracy she fires the can of shaving cream.

VICTORY AT LAST! ;D aheh... you may continue *whistles* ^.^;

[InsaneZero]

*Gets hit by shaving cream, but it does nothing but give an excuse to get a razor.*

[Flame Police]

*shaves IZ's face like crazy*

[InsaneZero]

*Starts bleeding like crazy*

ARGH!!!!

*Starts randomly swinging the razor around*

[Flame Police]

*gets hit by razor* AAAAGHHH! Hey! Wait a second! My pesky beard and mustache are gone for good! HAPPY DAY! *blows through horn, and several soldiers run in to celebrate, but one also steps on a button, and then stone-throwing catapaults throw their stones at IZ*

[InsaneZero]

*Gets a towel and dries blood off, then presses on a button to call upon missile launchers to intercept and destroy the enemy.*

[Flame Police]

(SFW's intro reruns up to the point where Red Star's massive Tank comes in. Red Star's massive Tank suddenly fires shots at IZ.)

[InsaneZero]

*Uses the launchers to take the hit, then uses a Hero Sword to cut it in half.*

[Ryuu]

Ryuu: HAH! Ok, Karl you can blast him now! And that includes you, Thomas!

A Dibison and a Zaber Fang come up the hill, being careful not to step on Fierymist's house.

Karl: DIE!!!! The Zaber Fang's Beam Gatling fires, and burns IZ to a crisp.

Thomas: MEGALOMAX!! FIRE!! The 17-barrel mortar cannon on the Dibison's spine fires, and leaves a HUGE crater on where IZ is. The dust settles, and IZ is see, QUITE burned and charred.

[InsaneZero]

GRR. That hurt lots. =(

*A GenoBreaker comes into the scene, with the organoid Shadow and an army of Berserk Fury. Raven and the computer controlled Berserk Fury wreak havoc on fiery's house, the DiBison, Zaber Fang, and most importantly, Ryuu.*

[The dark prince]

*wathes as a army of panzer zero's blade liger bs and a matrix dragon start blowing up the other zoids*bs is what you put on for the o system gebobreaker supposed to have it at the end.

[Ryuu]

Ryuutei: AAGGHH!!! THAT DOES IT! I DRAW THE LINE!!!
Ryuutei whips out the Horn of Cenarius, and blows hard. A portal opens, and a Gustav Zoid Carrier pops out.

Alex: Yo!
Ryuutei: Prep Alpha and Sigma, we'll need to battle that son of a ***** standing in the middle of the ****ing crater!
Alex: Got it!

Later, when the two zoids are prepared, Ryuutei gets onto Alpha.

Ryuutei: HEEE HEEE HEE! Graviton Cannon, FIRE!!!

The cannon mounted on Alpha's undercarriage fires, ripping apart IZ's Zoids.

Ryuutei:HEEHEEHEE!!!!

[kanzakii]

*thread digging causes an instant KO*

[InsaneZero]

Until, of course, I get revived by a valk. staff.

[Ryuu]

Ryuu blows the horn again, and every guy who can fight in all the games ever to exist come and attack IZ