InsaneZero
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The Original Newbie Killer Extrodinaire!
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Post by InsaneZero on Mar 24, 2004 7:42:15 GMT -5
Alright, ya newbs, this place is for maiming and torturing anyone that you wish to inflict heavy pain on, whether it be physical or mental.
Post whatever pictures or links ya like so others can suffer.
You can do anything in the CTC, if it is within limits of the rules of FESS.
Feel free to kill anyone.
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LordSigurd
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I am the original Knight Lord (screw you eliwood!)
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Post by LordSigurd on Mar 24, 2004 14:05:37 GMT -5
YAY second post!
I'd force Eliwood to sit in a room, strapped to a chair and make him watch a video of *SPOILER* Ninain dieing over and over again and mentally scar him
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VincentASM
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Fan of FE mage girls! Also: ?T???̑?1?t?@??!
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Post by VincentASM on Mar 24, 2004 14:31:31 GMT -5
AHHH You horrible person! Sob... (not the Eliwood bit tho)
Chains LordSigurd and Falaflames him a few times
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NomadicTrooperGirl
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?Z?l???I?̗??l I love Anime:Cardcaptor Sakura and Seven of Seven and Guardian Angel Getten
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Post by NomadicTrooperGirl on Mar 24, 2004 16:33:43 GMT -5
You should strap Eliwood to a chair and force him to watch his son going out with three girls (Roy with Sue and Idun and Guinevere). And force him to watch Hector dance nakedly after that...(not really)
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SwordsAreShiney
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Post by SwordsAreShiney on Mar 24, 2004 17:16:30 GMT -5
id strap marcus to a chair and make him die of old age
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Mar 24, 2004 17:18:38 GMT -5
Strap Eliwood to a chair and make him watch Marcus danced naked!
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VincentASM
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Fan of FE mage girls! Also: ?T???̑?1?t?@??!
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Post by VincentASM on Mar 24, 2004 17:27:32 GMT -5
Grrrr Shoen will not reign in the CD *Catches Shoen and straps him into chair and forces him to watch Maric and Ellis's date
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Mar 24, 2004 17:28:19 GMT -5
NO!!!!! *Uses super strength to kill Maric. Has Ellis kill VincentASM*
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VincentASM
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Fan of FE mage girls! Also: ?T???̑?1?t?@??!
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Post by VincentASM on Mar 24, 2004 17:30:36 GMT -5
*Grrr Ghost VincentASM summons hell's minions to take Ellis- feel the torture!!!
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Mar 24, 2004 17:32:54 GMT -5
*Destroys minions and save Ellis.*
Strap Marcus to a chair and make him watch Niime dance naked. XD
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NomadicTrooperGirl
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?Z?l???I?̗??l I love Anime:Cardcaptor Sakura and Seven of Seven and Guardian Angel Getten
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Post by NomadicTrooperGirl on Mar 25, 2004 11:15:19 GMT -5
*strap Shoen to a metal chair that has spikes that stab him if he moves and force him to watch Ellis and Maric dance nakedly together for hours and hours and hours...
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Post by SummerWolf on Mar 25, 2004 12:31:43 GMT -5
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Amateurs.
AND CHILDREN. THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO TORTURE YOU FELLOW MEMBERS. CHARACTERS ONLY. KEEP ARGUMENTS ELSEWHERE THANK YOU.
This is sending my old BeoKiller vibes wild again. XD
Recipe for Good Beowulf :
Straps Beowulf to a tree and place it in an island in the middle of a piranha pool, cutting him a little so there's a continual trickle of bloodflow into the water. Then waits until the water rise to around his waist. Take him out, ignore any parts that are eaten, and slowly flays him. Be careful not to cut too deep, flesh is too much fun to be wasted. Put salt on the wounds, which should be all over. Hang him and let dry for a few days. Start pouring sulfuric acid down Beowulf's throat. Let settle for a while. Buy a kilogram of nails and make a pincushion out of him. If he's not dead by this point, throw him to starving crocodiles. Waste not want not.
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Mar 25, 2004 18:21:59 GMT -5
"Not true... not true..."
*Realizes that it was actors playing Ellis and Maric.* Ha!
How to torture your Jeigan:
Have him try to kill Lucius but keep on doing 0 damage over and over again.
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Post by Guest on Mar 26, 2004 2:41:42 GMT -5
I would strip the 5 years old Roy naked and strap him to my kitchen table. Next, I woulld sharpen my blade and slice his finger into pieces and chew it like peanuts. The blood will drip from the corner of my mouth as I prepare the side dish. For the side dish, I would slice up Roy's leg's skin and put it into the hot water for a quick seconds. Not too long cause you wouldnt want to destroy its bloody taste and fiber. I would next put them into a dish and eat them with wasabi. For the soup, i would scoop out roy's eyes, put a little salt and maybe some sugar and spice and boil it. I would then add some egg and some strings of hair as vegetable. And now the main course. How about some steak? So, slice the meat from Roy's leg because again the leg is the most tender part of the human body. Not to tough or not too fat like hand or buttock. Now becareful, no salt in this course because human meat is already too salty and sour. You would want to add some spice to improve its flavour. Put the meat into the frying pan for 5 mins and eat it raw. There is nothing better than the smell and taste of half cooked meat. The bloody taste and smell is enough to drool over. For the pastry, hmm its a tough choice between intenstine and ear. With intenstine you can eat it like egg roll but with ear you can have it cold and dressed with sauce. I think I am going to go with ear here since I like to have my ear cold and eat it too. SO again, slice it julian and put it into hot water to exterminate germs for 30 seconds then dip then into ice cold water. Add some spice and salt if you must because ear has not much of meat and taste. It will taste much like chicken but without the flavour and the chewy taste. So you will need salt to improve its flavour. Sugar if you like it sweet. So voila, a 5 star 5 dishes gourment. And you dont have to pay a single dime. If you have some left overs, you can chop them up real nice and deep fry them or you can boil them since bone is good for soup. Or you can feed it to your dog, the choice is up to you. Hmm... Babies... so... tender...*drools*
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NomadicTrooperGirl
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Post by NomadicTrooperGirl on Mar 26, 2004 11:16:14 GMT -5
If there was a character I'd torture it would be...SETY!!! Strap Sety to a shark, get another shark to lick Sety so much he flies into Barhara, get Yurius to whip his butt and cast Loputous on him over and over and over...and over again until he can't breath. Stick an inhaler in his mouth and watch him choke, make Tinny give him the breath of...thunder and wind!!! Toron him, Tornado him, Holsety him, Thorhammer him, Loputous him again, Narga him, use all legendary weapons on him from all games in the world. Fry him burn him and watch him go psycho. HA HA!!!
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