the Random killing thread

[Shoen]

NO!

DON'T BREAK THE ECDAL!

NO!!!

*BOOM!!!*

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Wait, I dodged....

[MasterDruidCanas]

*Then my "friend" Kakashi comes by and revives me, and then he eats Shoen's body*
*Grabs MagicalMage424 and stabs his own Wo Daos into him, then Kakashi eats him to, and I blow the universe up AGAIN! ;D*

[Leknaat]

Hmhmhm time for Revenge *uses the Backgate Rune to create a Black hole to banish everything to the world or nothingness*

[MasterDruidCanas]

Hmmm...I pick the "world" instead of nothingness.
*throws Leknaat and his 6 or 7 twin girlfriends into the demension of nothingness*

[Shoen]

*Wonders where he is*

Am I... dead?

ELLIS TIME!

*Ellis comes and revives me with Oum.*

*I put her into the infinitely large pocket of space surround by a field of Sorens (Undestructable Substance) and lock the door with a secret passcode for her protection.*

*I proceed to get out an Iron Rune and a Killer Axe and Swordslayer to mutilate MasterDruidCanas*

*Throws MasterDruidCanas' remains into a black hole.*

[Magicalmage424]

*knocks on door of Sorens*

MM424: Hey, can I come in?

Ellis: Yes. *Opens door*

*She shifts to my side. Pulls Wo daos out of body and she heals me. Takes abotu 50 more Wodaos out and throws them all at Shoen, then take out one more in each hand to protect Ellis... oh yeah, and I changed the password on the door while I was nside! ;D*

*Locks door*

[Shoen]

*Opens panel for code and fires it with Ligthinig Samurai*

*Door opens.*

*I automatically murder MagicalMage with a combination of the following spells:

Aura
Excalibur
Maph
Narga
Holsety
Loptous
Luce
Gespenst
Forblaze
Auroule
Apolcalypse

and...

LUNA!*

[MasterDruidCanas]

*Magicalmage424 and I are revived by "Ellis," and I also changed the combo!* ;D

[Shoen]

*I immeaditely call on Ellis.*

*Ellis, being the SECOND BEST PRIEST IN FE1 OUT OF 9, take out MasterDruidCanas and MagicalMage424 with Volcannon.*

[VincentASM]

HA HA Canas exceeded his bandwidth! *Chuckles

Sorry Shoen who's the 1st best again?

Warps in, get's big stone and throws at everyone.

[Shoen]

VincentASM said:

HA HA Canas exceeded his bandwidth! *Chuckles

Sorry Shoen who's the 1st best again?

Warps in, get's big stone and throws at everyone.

Gato.

And: *Uses Earth Blade to break stone.*

*Heats up stone with Flame Dagger.*

*Using the Earth Blade, I lift the rock and hurdle it at a random person or persons (not real word, but meh.)*

[VincentASM]

(Hey Shoen can you tell me what Gato's like? I never got him)

Gets ASM Blade and creates a protective forcefield shielding the rocks.

[Shoen]

(Gato was the Sety of FE1. He came at the last CHapter with MAX Strength (I think...), Skill, Speed, and Resistance (The only one with a natural 7 point RES.) and came with two of the best books and staves. And since he had the same growth rates as Ellis, he had good Luck and great Def for a Magic User.)

*Slashes the ground at an angle so it goes under the ground and makes a deep cut. I then make a liitle path on a lower ground, point my Gravity Blaster in the hole now in the force field, and use the reflective surface to hit the rocks, and pull them out of the field. I then jump out with them, still hot, and still in the Gravity Beam, and fire them at VincentASM.*

[VincentASM]

(Oh cool. You only get Gato if you didn't get Chiki right?)

*Flies into a rock pillar (if there is one)

Crap I'm getting killed.... Get's Angelite out and absorbs energy from surroundings into my HP.

Yeah I'm back!

Shoots a watery beam at Shoen while ignoring everybody else

[Shoen]

*Uses Flow Crystal to control the water long enough to freeze it.*

*Throws icicle at VincentASM.*

(You get Gato no matter what. It is only in the NES version, however.)