SpikeEdge
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Drowning Within the Eternal Thoughts of You
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Post by SpikeEdge on Apr 24, 2004 13:45:47 GMT -5
Down the hall to your left. *Watches as he unexpectedly walks down to the door and opens it as a fat juggly lady shaking her hips in the bathroom is trying to get some soap. She says: "Could you bendover and get the soap for me?" The pain that is causeing his eyes to endure is too much for him* ;D
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 24, 2004 13:47:48 GMT -5
*...Until I put on sunglasses and tell the lady this:
Get a Diet
Get some Excersice
and
Get a Life.*
*Leaves and Shoot SpikeEdge with a Laser Blaster*
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SpikeEdge
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Drowning Within the Eternal Thoughts of You
Posts: 206
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Post by SpikeEdge on Apr 24, 2004 13:50:12 GMT -5
*Hits her in her eyes as she sees a whole lot clearer* Whoa! Laser treatments do help the eyes! *Gets rid of glasses and chases him down and jumps onto him* Now... Don't attempt to hurt me again... *Smiles and kisses him again on the cheek and looks down at him* Toodles now! *Gets up and runs*
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 24, 2004 13:51:35 GMT -5
*Ellis appears on the otherside of the hall and destroys SpikeEdge with Worm.*
Have a nice day!
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SpikeEdge
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Drowning Within the Eternal Thoughts of You
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Post by SpikeEdge on Apr 24, 2004 13:52:56 GMT -5
*Laying on the ground, dead* (This did not end well for me... May people live a happy life without me.  ) |
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Post by Lowen on Apr 24, 2004 13:57:18 GMT -5
"General Marcus! Can I borrow Rex Hasta for a sec? thanks"
*stabs person above me*
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Post by Lowen on Apr 24, 2004 13:58:39 GMT -5
General Marcus: "you fool! dont kill civillians!"
"but its the whole idea behind this thread!"
"ok lowen, carry on"
"darn."
*stabs self*
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SpikeEdge
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Drowning Within the Eternal Thoughts of You
Posts: 206
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Post by SpikeEdge on Apr 24, 2004 14:00:34 GMT -5
(I'm basically a dead rotting corpse now! How can you attempt to kill the already dead!? :  |
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 24, 2004 14:00:35 GMT -5
*Gets out Swanchika.*
;)
*Gives it to Brian.*
"Have a nice day."
*Criticals and does 99 damage.*
TO LOWEN#nosmileys
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NomadicTrooperGirl
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?Z?l???I?̗??l I love Anime:Cardcaptor Sakura and Seven of Seven and Guardian Angel Getten
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Post by NomadicTrooperGirl on Apr 24, 2004 17:05:36 GMT -5
^makes him talk and hurt his own lips.
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Uhai
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Nomads are kewl specially Sue and Uhai
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Post by Uhai on Apr 24, 2004 17:16:07 GMT -5
*Jumps in front of NomadicTrooperGirl and does a little dance untill her eyes burn and fall out* Yay
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Post by Hinata on Apr 24, 2004 17:37:46 GMT -5
*stealthly sneaks up behind next poster, then...
WHAM!
One blow to the back of neck to take 'im out of commission*
*has hugely fat lady sit on his face when he wakes up**
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 24, 2004 18:12:27 GMT -5
*Does a backflip, with feet landing on a wall, and dives right at the above poster and stabs him in the back.*
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Post by ZephyrShakuraus on Apr 24, 2004 20:45:19 GMT -5
*seaches through large rack of sharp pointed things. Pulls out a toothpick...Puts it away, pulls out the Regal Blade*
Much better
*Throws the blade up in air and leaps after it. He grabs it in his hands turns upside down and drives the point through above posters skull*
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