Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Mar 19, 2004 12:53:35 GMT -5
Jaffar has suddenly become popular...
Jaffar and Vaida A
Vaida: Are you ready to tell me now? Jaffar: ... Vaida: ...No? Jaffar: Why do you ask? Vaida: I am one of the great Wyvern Generals of Bern, and so therefore I am loyal to Bern. Zephiel's on the top of my list to protect. Jaffar: King Desmond asked the Black Fang to kill him. Vaida: No... Jaffar: ... Vaida: ... Are you serious? Jaffar: ... Vaida: From this day forth, I swear to destroy the King! (Vaida Leaves) Jaffar: .... She's got nerve...
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SwordsAreShiney
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Post by SwordsAreShiney on Mar 19, 2004 12:57:32 GMT -5
ooo somebody should do serra x jaffar.......that would be funny
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ucantseeme
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"Talking to you is just a neverending headache."
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Post by ucantseeme on Mar 19, 2004 15:09:36 GMT -5
Serra (talking to self): Man, that girly looking guy was hot....
(Jaffar enters)
Serra: Oh, hello. Who are you?
Jaffar: .....
Serra: Oh, I remember who you are, you're that Black Fang killer guy.
Jaffar: ....
Serra: Say soemthing! You're scaring me!
Jaffar: ..... (leaves)
Serra: I gotta get me some of that!
This is my first one, so it's pretty short. It also isn't very good. But i figured i might as well try.
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SwordsAreShiney
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This is a message from Lord SwordsAreShiney "My avatar is Uber-Denning!!!"
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Post by SwordsAreShiney on Mar 19, 2004 15:50:47 GMT -5
lol........i tihnk serra should be more annoying in it, then jaffar threatens to kill her.
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LadyDragon
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President of the Official Heath Fan Club
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Post by LadyDragon on Mar 19, 2004 19:10:09 GMT -5
SerraxJaffar C
Serra: Grr...that Hector makes me so mad, and Erk is so mean, and Matthew makes fun of me. I know why they all act like that, it's because they're all madly in love with me...alas, my beauty captivates all men, it can be a curse at times...sometimes I wish I was plain like the other girls in this camp, but woe is me, I have been cursed with eternal beauty. Jaffar: ... Serra: You there, silent one, have you too come to gaze at me, to gawk like all the rest? oh....very well, you may gaze all you want, just know that you can never attain me Jaffar: ... Serra: Striken dumb by my beauty are you? Well I wish I could say that you were the first to become mute after a glimpse of me. Jaffar: ... Serra: I dare say you are becoming a bit of an annoyance, but as long as you are here would you mind holding this for me? Oh and this! Oh and make yourself useful and guard me while I rest, I need my beauty sleep, although it is impossible for me to be more beautiful then I already am. Jaffar: ... Serra: Hey! You just dropped all my stuff on the ground and now your leaving! Hey! I'm talking to you! Look at me when I speak to you! Don't you dare leave! OHHH!!!! You make me so mad!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A bit stupid I know...
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Post by ZephyrShakuraus on Mar 19, 2004 21:14:03 GMT -5
kharn the betrayer.
I don't think even Karel is that blood thirsty. And Jaffar wouldn't push a fight, anymore. He'd just leave.
Ha, Kishuna and Jaffar, thats funny. But once again, I don't think Jaffar would just kill him. And I doubt Jaffar has any right to ask. 'Do you ever talk?"
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Cyghfer
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some guy in borneo...
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Post by Cyghfer on Mar 20, 2004 14:19:36 GMT -5
bartre and athos C
bartre: hey, you, beard guy, what's your name? athos: ah, bartre, the peerless warrior. I'm athos bartre: pealess warbert? What kinda name is that? athos: ah...sigh...I am Athos. Aaaaathoooos. Bartre: oh, so you are that weird legendary guy that eliwood and hector met athos: yes. You will help them defeat nergal? bartre: uh...who's nergal?
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sliceanddice
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Myblade longs for the blood of the idiots who inhabit FESS
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Post by sliceanddice on Mar 30, 2004 16:37:53 GMT -5
Bartre and Canas
Bartre: who are you?
Canas: I am Canas
Bartre: uughh... big... words... hurt... head
Canas:um
Bartre: ahhhhhh! you said a big word! Now me head hurts! I kill you!!1 (Bartre attacks but misses and Canas criticals with Luna and kills the stupid oaf Bartre)
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