Modern day FE?

[Fer]

I have no idea how that relationship would work out cause I've only played 5 and 7.

But I'll laugh anyways. HAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: Great. I wasted my 100th post laughing at something that I don't even know what it is.

[Shoen]

Okay, since you've played 5...

Levin and Fury are Sety's parents. (Though this can change in 4, it is the pairing 5 bases its Sety off of.)

[Fer]

Maybe we shouldn't base this off any Fire Emblem game; just have real life people who exhibit the qualitles of a Fire Emblem character. Either that or they're infamous and we can make fun of them.

[Shoen]

Either way, we have laughs.

[Fer]

Yes, that's the most important part. So what real-life people must we include? Let's get this list started...

George W. Bush
John Kerry
Colin Powell
Justin Timberlake

... we need some females.

[superbus]

What about Condelliza Rice?

[Fer]

I though of the perfect replacement for horses: the Hummer H2!

[Shoen]

Good idea, superbus.

Ben Affleck (Where the heck did this come from?)
William Shaffner
Dick Chenney
Martha Stewart
Sean Connery
Jack Nicholson

That's all I can think of right now.

[Fer]

lol, why didn't I think of Stewart before?

Let's put Simon Cowell in.

[Shoen]

Kay.

Howard Dean
Richard Simmons
Ruben (I can't remember his full name. Its the American Idol Guy)
Jim Carrey (He could be the only 'sane' one, so we don't make fun of him, you see.)

[superbus]

It's Rubin Stoddard (sp?)

Simmons would be cool; he can have the "Bitch Slap of DOOM" as his attack. Don't believe me? Check this out:

PHOENIX - Exercise guru Richard Simmons allegedly slapped a man who made a sarcastic remark about one of his videos, police said.

Simmons, known for his "Sweatin' to the Oldies" series of exercise videos set to songs from the 1950s and 60s, was cited for misdemeanor assault.

A fellow passenger recognized Simmons on Wednesday night at Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport as he was waiting for a flight to Los Angeles, police said.

The man "made the off-hand comment, 'Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,'" said Phoenix police Sgt. Tom Osborne. "Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

The passenger, whose identity wasn't immediately available, wasn't injured but told police that he intended to file charges against Simmons, 55.

Osborne said Simmons was cited for misdemeanor assault and permitted to board his flight.

Now get this: the guy he slapped is a 255lb Ultimate Cage Fighter... and the fighter is pressing charges!

[Shoen]

I heard that story! Yes, Major 50's blood! XD

Yes, that's the Ruben I was looking for.

All I can come up with at the moment is:

Liv Tyler

[Fer]

That was such a hilarious story. Oh, and Tom Osborne originally said "bitch-slap" in that comment there also. I think.

"Unlikely heroes... an unlikely mission. The world is counting on these people to discover the secret of the WMD!"

[Shoen]

Richard Clark
Me (As Lord)
Fer (As Lord)
and anyone else who helps us come up with names can be a Lord too (which is probably going to be superbus, as he is the only one other than Fer and me posting in this thread)

Oh and... *drum roll*

Oprah Winnferey!

[jaffar]

I think Janet Jackson would make a better Sonia than Limstella