Fer
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hey guys..
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Post by Fer on Apr 9, 2004 12:10:18 GMT -5
Must not let this thread die!
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Raven3498
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It's a Chocobo! (...I don't know what the hell happened to it.)
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Post by Raven3498 on Apr 9, 2004 23:29:59 GMT -5
Wyvern Knight VRS a Jet Plane.
Just no.
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Shoen
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Post by Shoen on Apr 9, 2004 23:31:21 GMT -5
Perfect excuse to talk about Mystery of the WMD.
What would be the first chapter?
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Raven3498
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Post by Raven3498 on Apr 9, 2004 23:34:12 GMT -5
I dunno.
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Shoen
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Post by Shoen on Apr 9, 2004 23:42:54 GMT -5
Wait! I have an idea!
At the White House:
Random Knight: Sir, we have reports that John Kerry is the democratic canidate. George W. Bush: Dang! Not only do I have to fight this jerk, I'm forced to tell people that I screwed up! This is awful... Random Knight: ...You mean Saddam isn't a part of the terroists. George W. Bush: Rice! *Assassin appears* Condelliza Rice: ... George W. Bush: Kill this man. Random Knight: ...bu... *Knight is killed* George W. Bush: Kerry shall not live!
On the campaign road:
Kerry: I'm glad you finally dropped out of the race to become my loyal knight, Howard. Howard Dean: I was better suited as an Abel anyways. Kerry: A what? Harrison Ford: An Abel. And I am Kain. Kerry: What the he... whatever. Studdard, what are our chance to retake the White House Throne. Ruben Studdard: Slim, but possible. Jack Nicholson: There are random bandits-that-could-not-have-come-from-Bush-cough-cough on the move! What?! Let's get ready for this!
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Fer
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hey guys..
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Post by Fer on Apr 10, 2004 11:37:48 GMT -5
I'm loving it!
Defeat enemy: 10
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Shoen
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Post by Shoen on Apr 10, 2004 22:52:50 GMT -5
Recruit: Richard Clark
(Recruiting)
Kerry: You're Richard Clark! Clark: I decided to become an Archer after I went on the talk shows. Most of them are working for Bush, the rest are Bandits, Pirates, and Mercenaries. Kerry: Wha?! Clark: Do you need help? Kerry: Of course!
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Fer
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hey guys..
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Post by Fer on Apr 11, 2004 11:16:55 GMT -5
I believe it's time to move this to the fanfic section...
Kerry is your Lord.
Kerry: Take out that 'bandit', Ford! *Harrison Ford uses Indiana Jones-style moves and whips the bandit out of commition.*
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Shoen
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Post by Shoen on Apr 11, 2004 15:16:48 GMT -5
SUPPORT!
Kerry and Dean Level C
Dean: Sir, are you alright? Kerry: Gah! Its Dean! Attack! Dean: I've dropped out of the race... Kerry: Oh yes, I forgot, sorry. Dean: You've got be careful, sheesh... Kerry: Wait! Dean: What? Kerry: There's something you want to say! Dean: Yes, well... Maybe next time.(Walks off) Kerry: Dean! Dang, he got away...
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Fer
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Post by Fer on Apr 12, 2004 23:30:53 GMT -5
Nicholson: Kerry! Sir! There's someone coming down from the mountain! Kerry: It's... Martha Stewart! Clark: I though she was in jail! Studdard: She must have broken out! Kerry: Let's get her already! I've already had to cancel 14 of my speeches about how Bush is a dick!
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