Post by Shoen on Apr 16, 2004 21:46:20 GMT -5
Bwahahaha!!!! I feel like making another political spin-off, so I made this!
I know you want to add, but I don't want the story ruined.
Okay, let the insanity begin:
(On a fine day at a nearby Wal-Mart)
Little Kid: Mom, what are the moral aspects of Gay Marriage?
Mom: Now, who told you such a thing?
Little Kid: Dad. He said he was going to kill the “gay.” Who are the…
Mom: I think that is enou….
*A man appears in front of the two.*
Howard Dean: I am Dean, the Beast.
Mom: Stay away from my child!
Dean: Why? If you get a divorce and file a lawsuit for child custody, you can get money, money, money! *Shakes head violently.*
Mom: OKAY! *Runs out of store with child*
*Wal-Mart worker looks down the aisle*
Worker: NO! It is the infamous assassin Dean!
Dean: That’s right. BECAUSE I’M GOING TO THE WAL-MARTS IN NEW YORK, MISSOURI, TENNESSE, VIRGINIA, CALIFORNIA, OHIO, UTAH, AND NEW JERSEY, AND TEXAS, AND NORTH DAKOTA, AND THEN, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE WAL-MART HEADQUARTERS AT BENTONVILLE!
Worker: NOOOO-!
*Is cut off by being stabbed by Dean*
Dean: RRRAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!! *Shakes head violently.*
Intercom: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! We are currently being attacked by Howard Dean. Please make your way to the exits at this time. Do not talk to him, or look him in the eye. I repeat, do not look him in the eye! I repeat, do not look him in the eye!
Dean: WAL-MART SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!
#nosmileys
(Post Comments)#nosmileys#nosmileys
I know you want to add, but I don't want the story ruined.
Okay, let the insanity begin:
(On a fine day at a nearby Wal-Mart)
Little Kid: Mom, what are the moral aspects of Gay Marriage?
Mom: Now, who told you such a thing?
Little Kid: Dad. He said he was going to kill the “gay.” Who are the…
Mom: I think that is enou….
*A man appears in front of the two.*
Howard Dean: I am Dean, the Beast.
Mom: Stay away from my child!
Dean: Why? If you get a divorce and file a lawsuit for child custody, you can get money, money, money! *Shakes head violently.*
Mom: OKAY! *Runs out of store with child*
*Wal-Mart worker looks down the aisle*
Worker: NO! It is the infamous assassin Dean!
Dean: That’s right. BECAUSE I’M GOING TO THE WAL-MARTS IN NEW YORK, MISSOURI, TENNESSE, VIRGINIA, CALIFORNIA, OHIO, UTAH, AND NEW JERSEY, AND TEXAS, AND NORTH DAKOTA, AND THEN, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE WAL-MART HEADQUARTERS AT BENTONVILLE!
Worker: NOOOO-!
*Is cut off by being stabbed by Dean*
Dean: RRRAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!! *Shakes head violently.*
Intercom: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! We are currently being attacked by Howard Dean. Please make your way to the exits at this time. Do not talk to him, or look him in the eye. I repeat, do not look him in the eye! I repeat, do not look him in the eye!
Dean: WAL-MART SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!
#nosmileys
(Post Comments)#nosmileys#nosmileys
