A story

[swordmaster2000]

Ok I'm bored so I'm going to make a story and anyone can continue it. So if I said bill jumped off a cliff someone could say and died. Got it. If you don't too bad.


One time bill went to a park.

[LordZosh]

And he found a friend.

{Shouldn't this be in the craziness domain???}

[swordmaster2000]

Sure move, it but it says tell a story.

[Hamburgler]

His friend was none other than Hamburgler, and he said " Sup Bill, its me Hamburgler lets go rob the bank with Yuritu aka Master of Men and Storytelling."

So then Hamburgler and Bill arrived at Yuritus house and then...

[Arf]

Arf Jackson comes and kills everyone but bill. Bill is bent on revenge.

[Guest]

Bill thirst for revenge and lust for Arf Jackson's blood. He trained day in day out, hoping that one day he will be stronger... Finally he found absolute power and went to seek Arf Jackson for revenge...But unfortunally Arf Jackson was still too powerfull... he killed Bill with one slap on the face...

[Shoen]

But the...uh... common guy replacement of the light shined on! Bill's son, the soon to become hero, Michael, was born! (From Bill's wife, Niadoma, of course.) He, however, had no clue as he was raised in an orpanage, that is parents had divorced after his birth, and that afterwards Niadoma married Arf Jackson, which was the real reason why Bill wanted to kill him. But now Michael sets out to destroy Arf Jackson's reign of the corner of Main and 2nd with the donut shop on 3rd!!!!#nosmileys

[Guest]

Once again Arf Jackson has outdone the Bill father and son tag team. Arf Jackson killed Bill with one slap on the face. And Micheal trained even harder everyday hoping to revenge his dad was also unfortunally died by body exhaustion 3 steps away from Arf Jackson... And now Bill's Wife (Navada?) saw Michael laying on floor before her very eyes...

[Shoen]

Niadoma then said to Arf Jackson, "Our daughter, Muria, will use the ultimate hamburger spell, Narga, and kill your evil son, Mulius, as punishment for your evil deeds." At that moment she realized that there was no such thing as the ultimate hamburger, or Muria, or Mulius, and promptly vanished in a puff of smoke. Meanwhile...

[Guest]

Meanwhile there is nothing she can do to avenge his son and old lover... and recently she discovered some new fond feeling toward Arf Jackson... What can she do? Her hands are tied...

[Shoen]

She once again disappears into a puff of smoke and Shoen hits the guest not too hard on the head for not paying attention. This for some reason kills Arf Jackson. Meanwhile...

[Guest]

Meanwhile Guest used the almighty power to revive Arf jackson and created an powerful yet evil son for Arf named Jesus, and punch sheon in the nose, and disappeared in the thin air before sheon can wait up from his pain...

[Shoen]

Then of course through the powers of Ecdal and plotholes, Shoen returns and walks out of this story's reality...

Meanwhile a man by the name of Hector comes walking up to a video game store with Fire Emblem on sale...

[Guest]

Hector knows he must buy the game, or he will die in a thousand regrets... He reached into his pocket, but found nothing but a mere cent... He knows he is poor, he knows he is broke, but he also know his heart desire for the game, and so he must have it... Suddenlly he saw some guy walking out of the store wearing a short pant and a white shirt printed in a black pink words
"S H E O N" holding the game with a grim smile on his face... Hector knows what he must do... He held his fist tightly and look at that igorant kid with a evil smirk on his face...

[Shoen]

The real Shoen then slaps the Guest for incorrectly portraying him and gives Hector Fire Emblem. He then stabs the fake Shoen and walks off furious.