TheGayThiefLegault
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The truly strong find their own strengths, but a coward finds his opponent's weaknesses.
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Post by TheGayThiefLegault on Apr 16, 2004 22:51:38 GMT -5
Yeah, I ought to add a rule asking not for complete stupidity or wild tangents. If that means me, I'm sorry. i just thought... y'know... Schwarzenneger=Nergal, that kind of thing. oh well. I'll shut up now. |
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 17, 2004 10:40:47 GMT -5
If that means me, I'm sorry. i just thought... y'know... Schwarzenneger=Nergal, that kind of thing. oh well. I'll shut up now. You don't have to shut up. Just stay in character. |
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RebeccaTheSniper
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Profile 2:This is Fiora.Don't get in her way,or you'll see a pointy stick right through you.
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Post by RebeccaTheSniper on Apr 17, 2004 20:42:14 GMT -5
This is funny.
Leonardo Decaprio:This is a message from Lord Scwatzenegger,"I await you in the Terminator."This is a message from Lord Scwatzenegger,"I await you in the Terminator."This is a message from Lord Scwatzenegger,"I await you in the Terminator."This is a message from Lord Scwatzenegger,"I await you in the Terminator."
Bush:............
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 18, 2004 11:12:03 GMT -5
lol.
Why would Lenardo Decaprio be acting like Denning, though?
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Fer
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hey guys..
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Post by Fer on Apr 18, 2004 13:02:54 GMT -5
Umm... because he is Denning?  |
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RebeccaTheSniper
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Profile 2:This is Fiora.Don't get in her way,or you'll see a pointy stick right through you.
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Post by RebeccaTheSniper on Apr 18, 2004 16:54:48 GMT -5
this is funny so far...
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NunchakuGuy
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Thank you Lord Ryu for animating
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Post by NunchakuGuy on Apr 18, 2004 20:37:50 GMT -5
Reveren Al Sharpnen: shut it yah racist basturds!
Bush: hey, my daughter is black!
Reveren Al: no she's not!
Bush: damn you and your research!
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ucantseeme
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"Talking to you is just a neverending headache."
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Post by ucantseeme on Apr 18, 2004 21:41:05 GMT -5
ummm.....okay
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 18, 2004 22:53:17 GMT -5
Reveren Al Sharpnen: shut it yah racist basturds! Bush: hey, my daughter is black! Reveren Al: no she's not! Bush: damn you and your research! Not only is that one of the only things I've heard IN CHARACTER... it is one of the funniest! *Claps* |
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NunchakuGuy
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Thank you Lord Ryu for animating
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Post by NunchakuGuy on Apr 20, 2004 17:33:19 GMT -5
Bush: We'll have to get rid of this Sharpnen person...
Colin Powel: I could get him for you sir.
Bush: No you under estimate him... We'll have to use the WMD we planted as evidence in Iraq, and the lost...
Colin Powel: But, we haven't found them yet...
Bush: Damn, well I guess I'll just have to do it myself...
Bush was later arrested for putting gasoline and mustard in large quantities in Al Sharpnen's back yard. He was apperently trying to create mustard gas. He was released, under the pretence that Texan's do some pretty odd stuff under the influence...
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ucantseeme
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"Talking to you is just a neverending headache."
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Post by ucantseeme on Apr 20, 2004 23:38:43 GMT -5
BACK AT BUSH'S OFFICE
(Tom Arnold and Condeleeza Rice are still making out...)
ARNOLD: Hey!! You're not Roseanne!!
RICE: .........
(Rice pulls out sword and kills Tom Arnold. The whole world rejoices)
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Shoen
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I AM THE LAST WORD
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Post by Shoen on Apr 21, 2004 16:36:56 GMT -5
*At the California Capital...*
Random Secutary: Mr. Schwartzneggar, we have Mr. Hussein on the phone.
Schwartzneggar: Okay. *Takes phone* Hello?
Hussein: Hello, Mr. Schwartzneggar.
Schwartzneggar: Hello, Mr. Hussein.
Hussein: Have they found the...?
Schwartzneggar: No, I hid it in the Bradley Tank.
Hussein: Good, good...
Schwartzneggar: May I ask you one thing?
Hussein: What?
Schwartzneggar: ...Why did you have me hid your wife's ring in the tank instead of Bush's WMDs?
Bob Hussein: I'M NOT SADDAM IDIOT!
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(SWORDSARESHINEY IS A GOD)"Well, lets see.. while we were talking like this, I'd fix your scabbard so you couldn't draw your sword. See..." "What!?Wh... When did you?"-Legault to Isadora
