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Post by CoolMario on Jul 18, 2002 20:04:24 GMT -5
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer......Fire Emblem style! I've seen this in the other boards in GameFAQs. How this works: I post a stupid question something like, "Why does Roy have red hair?" and the next poster posts a stupid/funny answer like, "Because he stole a can of red paint and painted his hair." Then the person that answered the question makes up another stupid question and the next poster does the same thing he does. Alright...
Why doesn't Roy get to ride on a horse?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 18, 2002 20:51:43 GMT -5
Because they ran out of horses, so Roy had to fight on foot.  Next Question: Why is it that Lilina's element is Holy, but she can't use holy spells? |
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Post by CoolMario on Jul 19, 2002 0:36:59 GMT -5
A: She was once a bishop, but was forced to change class for personal reasons.
Q: Does Klein manufacture Calvin Klein jeans?
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Post by TerranigmaFreak (admin) on Jul 19, 2002 10:32:51 GMT -5
A: Yes, he was the one who invented jeans in the first place.
Q: Why is Gonzales so ugly?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 19, 2002 16:17:30 GMT -5
A: Cuz Garrett was his stylist.
Q: Why does Roy wear pants?
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Post by CoolMario on Jul 19, 2002 17:48:31 GMT -5
A: Roy was forced by Klein to wear his Calvin Klein pants.
Q: Why do the three pegasus girls somewhat resemble characters from Sailor Moon?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 19, 2002 18:11:15 GMT -5
A: Cuz they fight evil by daylight and they're trying to win love by midnight.
Q: Why does Lugh look like a girl?
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Post by CoolMario on Jul 19, 2002 19:21:54 GMT -5
A: Because he was once one, and wished s/he wished s/he was a guy, and got a sex change surgery, but the surgery didn't go well.
Q: Was Geese actually raised by geese (plural of goose)?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 19, 2002 23:02:08 GMT -5
A:Actually, he was raised by Swans, which explains how he walks on water. He thought they were geese, so that's why he name himself Geese.
Q: How did Garrett get those scars!?
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Post by CoolMario on Jul 20, 2002 1:23:56 GMT -5
A: His face got split open when he got hit by Roy's sword, and when Lilina recruited him, she had to sew his face up.
Q: Why does Lilina, Lalaum, Gonzales, and Thany's portrait have their mouths open while the others have theirs closed?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 20, 2002 3:31:52 GMT -5
A: They realized how shockingly butt ugly Gonzales was! Even Gonzales thinks so himself!
Q: Why are most the girls in Fire Emblem (Except for Niime and Dorothy) are such cuties!?
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Post by CoolMario on Jul 20, 2002 12:27:23 GMT -5
A: It's so that they can attract guys such as Roy and Satoshi (j/k) to make out with them and have *gets whacked by sword* ...
Q: Why does Oujay try to be like Dieck?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 20, 2002 12:47:41 GMT -5
A: Because Dieck named Oujay his unquestionable apprentice. Therefore, Oujay is learning everything in exchange for his service. Oujay will do cleaning and other kinds of favor.
Q: Why does Lilina recruit the strangest people!?
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Post by CoolMario on Jul 20, 2002 18:18:56 GMT -5
A: Garrett and Gonzales were her former boyfriends.
Q: Are Lugh and Rei twins?
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Post by Satoshi on Jul 21, 2002 2:12:44 GMT -5
A: Yes. They were separated at birth, then reunited by Chad, then separated again. Q: What is Chad's relation with Lugh and Ray? (You know what I mean ) |
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